New terrible idea

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
10/25/2013 at 21:16 • Filed to: Gherst Rerd the blerp space ghost coast to coat ooooo spooky ghost big spooky ghost i swear

V-Rod engine in a Smart. Piss off everybody.

DISCUSSION (14)

nobody > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/25/2013 at 21:18

Better idea: Put a boxer 3 in the back (do those even exist?) and call it a 455.5.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > nobody
10/25/2013 at 21:20

I don't think that would be possible to have a boxer 3. It would shake itself to death.

Jeremy Bloyd-Peshkin > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/25/2013 at 21:24

1L Ecoboost with the boost cranked like they put in the formula Fords.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jeremy Bloyd-Peshkin
10/25/2013 at 21:26

Would suck on the street, and probably wouldn't last.

Jeremy Bloyd-Peshkin > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/25/2013 at 21:31

200HP in a smart would be fun!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jeremy Bloyd-Peshkin
10/25/2013 at 21:32

Yes it would, but how long would that engine last?

Jeremy Bloyd-Peshkin > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/25/2013 at 21:33

They seem to do just fine in the formula Fords.

I have no numbers to throw out. Sorry.

Jeremy Bloyd-Peshkin > Jeremy Bloyd-Peshkin
10/25/2013 at 21:34

Alternate suggestion that is both longer-lived and louder: 5.0 Ford V8.

desertdog5051 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/25/2013 at 21:39

V-Rod, great engine. The only thing to put in a Smart for Two. (boy that name is like "military intelligence" would be a few sticks of dynamite.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > desertdog5051
10/25/2013 at 21:40

But just imagine a Smart FourTwin.

Turner950s > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/25/2013 at 21:41

Two 1/2 sized pistons on one side that both fire at the same time.

desertdog5051 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/25/2013 at 21:42

Not so Smart. :)

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Turner950s
10/25/2013 at 21:43

Do you realize what you just said?

Turner950s > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/25/2013 at 21:48

(Should have added that there's one full sized one on the other side to balance them out!)

Yeah, it doesn't make sense at all. Jokes.